dr. strange was impressed to see that clefairy was also versed in the mystic arts
nnnOOOOOO
How to be classy in three easy steps:
omg
the club can’t even handle my classiness right now
I’m not going to lie to you all, I do this at least once a week.
is it weird that I can actually feel the heat of the fire?
i’m supposed to play all three at once right
bc that’s what i’m doing
Ok so
I have come up with a theory.
I think the most likely disease vector to cause a zombie (living dead) or disease which causes the living to ACT like zombie would be prions. What are prions? They’re misfolded proteins. They’re actually present in me and you in their properly folded state (as proteins, PrPC) … their numbers are highest in our brains. OUR BRAINS YOU GUYS. REMEMBER THIS.
Prions infect by converting their properly folded counterparts… so they want to get to more prions… WHICH ARE IN OUR BRAINS.
What diseases to prions cause, you ask?
Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt%E2%80%93Jakob_disease
A disease that causes dementia, memory loss, speech impairment, jerky movement, changes in gait and seizures.
Gerstmann–Sträussler–Scheinker syndrome http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerstmann%E2%80%93Str%C3%A4ussler%E2%80%93Scheinker_syndrome
This rare disease causes difficulty speaking, unsteadiness, dementia, and loss of memory.
Fatal familial insomnia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia
A disease which causes extreme insomnia, hallucinations, and delirium.
And finally… Kuru. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_%28disease%29
A disease characterized by shaking, tremors, an impaired gait, depression and emotional instability, uncontrollable bouts of laughter, and slurred speech. But get this… Kuru is caused by EATING HUMAN FLESH. Most specifically, where prions are found in the highest numbers… THE BRAIN.
So think about it. Prions cause brain diseases and spread through the infection of normal proteins (PrPC). What if the disease told the body it needed MORE proteins… so the infection would spread faster? Proteins that are found in human flesh and most specifically the BRAIN. What if it caused all the normal brain disease symptoms like abnormal movement, memory loss, slurred speech eventually turning into so speaking skills at all COMBINED with a desire to get to more proteins by consuming flesh. THINK ABOUT IT YOU GUYS OH MY GOD I’M FREAKING OUT OVER HERE
PREPARE YOURSELVES
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War of the Roses - Lady Gaga
I’m actually pissed this wasn’t on the album.
wow this slays every fucking song she ever wrote
fuckkkkkkkkkk
LORD ALMIGHTY
Anyone have a download for this?
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
^All of this but replace get horny with get angry and yell at everyone.
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This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.
